New Year’s Resolutions

1.       I will lose 18lb, this is my favourite and most faithful resolution, having listed it rigorously for the last decade.

2.       I will try for a distinction on my first assignment on my English Literature degree course.

3.       I will not give up or sulk if I don’t get a distinction (tricky one).

4.       I will groom Alfie every day and not just finger comb and cut out the knots.

5.       I will brush my hair every day and not just finger comb and cut out the knots.

6.       I will train to run 5 kilometres a day.

7.       I will be grateful for the people in my life who love me just the way I am, and for the ones that have faith that I can improve.

8.       I will spend one night this year sleeping under the stars.